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Women: Do everything men can do, but in skin tight clothing, glasses, and high heels featuring guns…. All of the classic o... dank memes. Duke's very delayed reaction after #1 walks right past him with his money. But as it’s not an original line, so it can’t be first in our video game quotes opus. Duke Nukem always has been and always will be a Stealth Parody of America, sexism, action heroes, and the '90s. video game quotes. In fairness, anything Manny says could be on this list. – Duke Nukem Duke Nukem is the crazy, macho protagonist of the titular game series of FPS games involving crazy aliens, explosions, and more. [Army of Darkness reference] Come get some. Ok, so not many people say it now, but when the NBA was at the height of its popularity during the Michael Jordan years back in the 90’s, this was one of the first video game quotes that transversed itself into mainstream American culture and it was an amazing feeling when you managed to stuff the ball over Patrick Ewing from the halfway line. At his best—in Duke Nukem 3D—he’s a soundboard of stolen action movie quotes. Decorate your laptops, water bottles, helmets, and cars. Balls of steel. You can buy “moonshine” from most … Kickass quotes just are and that’s all there is to it. Then which one is you? I am A#1. [possible reference to Blood II: The Chosen] When you get to hell, tell 'em Duke sent ya. 7 Tracks 810164 Views. Counting down gaming's greatest ever lines. This quote is spoken in the few seconds just before she avenges her parents death and is both funny, and righteous. [After shown KIA]. [Mortal Kombat reference] Duke wins, Fatality. Female video game character who's not sexualised in a video game. Ultimate Fart Soundboard. Join the world’s greatest action hero in Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary World Tour as he saves Earth once again, kicking alien ass and saving babes across the globe along the way. [Total Recall reference] You think this is the real Duke? I will take your head off and shit into your neck. A page for describing Funny: Duke Nukem 3D. Duke utters this while blowing aliens away and it just adds to the action, humor, and fast-paced gaming. I wonder how many pork chops I can make outta you. What a put down, and from Ryu of all people. [pissing on a urinal, beginning of game] This is taking forever. This is the ultimate Duke Nukem soundboard, with new stuff added as I find it. Today, Ladies and Gentlemen, I will be mostly looking writing about videogame quotes specifically those ones we all consider to be badass and memorable. One of the biggest criticisms of Duke Nukem Forever was the character of Duke himself, who many reviewers described as a repulsively unlikable person. Behold, the Turd Burglar. In the DLC Duke gets shrunk down and has to drove a pink toy car(a Take That! Did you fart? Better than Shakespeare. It spawned a host of memes, but it would just be too easy to put it at number one, or even find the time to be bothered to get an image. Features. Edit. [upon seeing a Battlelord, reference to Predator]. Bust a Gut: Duke pulls no punches. I am the real Duke Nukem. It doesn’t matter what game they came from or how well written they were or weren’t. And every year, there's some new poor sucker at Duke who draws the ire of everybody. Google “Do a barrel roll.” Case closed. Duke Nukem was really funny to begin with. 1 Weapons 1.1 Mighty Foot 1.2 Pistol 1.3 Shotgun 1.4 Chaingun Cannon 1.5 RPG 1.6 Pipe Bomb 1.7 Shrinker 1.8 Microwave Expander 1.9 Devastator 1.10 Laser Tripbomb 1.11 Freezethrower 2 Trivia The weapon that Duke often … to Barbie) that has several vapid lines about how shallow girls are. What about the game, Duke? watch 01:21. As one liners go, this about as good as it gets. Work, Video Games/Funny, Duke Nukem Forever, Funny. [facing the real Cycloid Emperor in Final Battle] I'm gonna rip your eye out and piss on your brain, you alien dirtbag. Philosophy for life. Ultimate Duke Nukem Soundboard. SOMEONES FACE IS GOING TO HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS !!! Hand it over, now, and don’t f**k with the M Chief. What’s a witch to do except kill while looking hot at the same time. 3: "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.”-Duke. Aah, I love the smell of sewers in the morning! Duke Nukem Forever/Funny < Duke Nukem Forever. That's my line, asshole. Created by the Gmod video maker DasBoSchitt, also known for creating the The Gmod Idiot Box, Duke Nukem Foreverquest is an animation depicting the time before Duke Nukem Forever came out. [When picking up Expander in Going Down], That was close enough to shave my balls. BACK! It would be great to get our readers point of view. I'm not crying over this! Spaces are allowed; punctuation is not allowed except for periods, hyphens, apostrophes, and underscores. [First round in Me Myself and I], Lesson Two: Don't fuck with the real Duke. I doubt quotes like this will ever get old. I'm not dead. [RoboCop reference] I'd buy this for a dollar. The greatest game ever made? Duke Nukem Forever/Quotes < Duke Nukem Forever. Not number one? I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards! Aah, much better! It wasn’t this ponderous, horrible, awful, cynical shitbag that it ended … Heavy. 167 Tracks 786075 Views. NEW CANCEROUS SOUNDS ARE HERE CUNT BAG NIGGA PENIS! It’s a serious one liner, worthy of anyone. Babes, bullets, bombs. Incredibly, given Australia's reputation, Duke Nukem Forever will be arriving on Australian shores completely uncensored and unabridged., The game itself wasn't banned in the UK, but they had to change the cover art due to it being illegal to publicly depict smoking in the country. Wisdom Quotes. [To Doctor Valencia], No fuckin' way I'm playin' that piece of crap! watch 01:21. FYI the "shit down your neck" quote is from the 1983 Eddie Murphy movie "Trading Places", it was said by actor Paul Gleason as Clarence Beeks. If you haven’t played this game, then play the game, and then you will understand why. May 8, 2019 - Explore Liberato Picciano's board "Duke Nukem" on Pinterest. Funny game quotes. The problem with Kerrigan is just choosing one line as everything she says is badass. Makes you want to pick up the controller and whack the bastard to death with it: Slowly, so he feels every second of it. Jun 1, 2017 - Explore Braden VanCaster's board "Duke Nukem" on Pinterest. A valid e-mail address. I doubt quotes like this will ever get old. - No. Copyright© 2020-2021 GamersDecide. Mass Effect’s story arc is huge, so the lines have to be big too and they are. I'm Duke Nukem - and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards! And … I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of ass. Now that's what I call reducing headcount. I never played Saints Row, but my buddy said he would consider bigamy if he got the chance to say this line before he passes. Time to stop pissing around and get this big guy back into action! Funny Quotes. This Fart … That oughta wipe the ugly off that mug. Not number one? ill rip off you head and shit down your neckeat shit and dieblow it out your assive got balls of steelits time to kick ass and chew bubble gum Looks like it's time for me to go postal. Ultimate Duke Nukem Soundboard. “The cake is a lie” spawned a host of memes and became part of the language of Gamers worldwide. Duke Quotes - Page 4 - BrainyQuote. (reference to Duke Nukem 3D) Don't worry about it, saving chicks is what I'm all about! Frag like it’s 1996 – this time with even more asses to kick! I'll rip your head off and **** down your neck. The most broken English phrase of all time? I am the real Duke Nukem. Don't have time to play with myself. Or give me the pistol you have. Power armor is for pussies. History Talk (0) Share. It was a no-brainer platform game, split in three episodes, and starts in the near future of 1997, where Dr. Proton, your average Mad Scientist, attempts to Take Over the World with his army of Techbots. Share Funny game quotes: Related Boards: GLADOS (PORTAL,The Orange Box) 38 Tracks 737182 Views. (Reference to Pulp Fiction) I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch! COMMENTS. Unique Duke Nukem Stickers designed and sold by artists. … [Destroying Duke Clone], I'm gonna rip your head off, you freakin' space monkey! Frag like it’s 1996 – this time with even more asses to kick! Join Login. [2001 DNF Trailer reference], Dylan: Duke, good to fuckin' see ya. What did I miss? Listing quotes isn't a violation of copyright anyway. Balls of steel. The following quotes can be heard in Duke Nukem Forever. She does it very well indeed. You almost missed it. My evil twin? It’s just a scrawl on the wall. [quoting Ash from Army of Darkness] Come on! (also heard in Duke Nukem 3D, lightly bleeped out). All of the classic o... dank memes. Players take the captain's chair as they command their own starship and crew. Ah, just in time! *NBA fans will notice that the image above is not from the original game, but is taken from a 2010 release. One of the best video game quotes ever said, by a wall. Share Funny game quotes: Related Boards: GLADOS (PORTAL,The Orange Box) 38 Tracks 737182 Views. They don’t even have to be prescient or meaningful. Team Fortress 2 Taunts. Eat shit and die. I will take your head off and shit into your neck. (reference to Predator) Who the hell are you? And Duke Nukem, I think he is the most iconic videogame character in the industry. [Escape from New York reference] I am the Duke. Blast your way through hordes of ugly aliens in four classic Duke Nukem 3D episodes plus an additional all new fifth episode from the game’s original episode … But did I get it right? ; Awesome Music:. Duke's response? The music in the reveal trailer True to the game, it's called "Invaders Must Die. [ (Possible) reference to an Insane Clown Posse song of that name], I got your Planck length right here, baby. Float your moonshine on top (we used moonshine because it’s the closest thing to, you know, nuclear waste or gasoline. It was fucking hysterical. White or transparent. Created by the company Apogee Software Ltd. as a series of video games for IBM-compatible personal computers, the series expanded to games released for various consoles by third-party … [points at Master Chief's armor] Work, Duke Nukem Forever, Quotes. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Well, no because Duke didn't say it first. [being brought back to full size by the Particle Expander] Yeah, this should help. In the Mirage Barrage level from the 20th Anniversary World Tour: A classic: "Your face, your ass; what's the … Tropes Media Browse Indexes Forums Videos. For every quote I listed here, there’s another three on the floor that didn’t make it. As a result, Duke… Duke Nukem 3D. [After escaping laser path]. Mar 10, 2018 - Explore Sin Volvagia's board "Duke Nukem" on Pinterest. Duke tries to charge forward with Duke Nukem 3D's famous bicycle kick exploit, where you kick with both of Duke's feet at once.Funny enough in the original game, but Das renders this by having a ramrod-stiff Duke Nukem model levitate forward feet-first, then cutting to first-person with … Damn, I love this job! Well that’s it. I'm gonna kick your ***, *****! Tags: serious sam bomb logo, classic serious sam bomb explosion logo, serious sam, serious sam 1, serious sam 2, serious sam 3, serious sam 4, croteam, duke nukem, duke nukem forever, duke nukem 3d, serious sam the first encounter, serious sam the second encounter, serious sam the third encounter, serious sam the fourth encounter, serious sam the 1st encounter, serious … Life Quotes. Looks like those alien bastards drank all my beer. An EDF team member gets sent to escort Duke, only to almost immediately get killed when he goes charging into the open and gets cuts down by gunfire from an alien ship Duke : Dammit Leeroy! Ray Liotta, who voiced the character of Vercetti, could order ice cream in a carpet factory and people would rush to do his bidding. The game is a portable version of the PC and console Duke Nuke and features a story parallel to the game Duke Nukem II – with a few alterations to the story. Some other lines may be as good, but none is better, or as memorable, as this one. Your heart skips a beat. It might be different than what you expected, but then this isn’t a cut-and-paste-click-bait ‘video game quotes,’ article. [quoting They Live] Boooorn tooo beee wiiiiiiild... [singing "Born To Be Wild" by Steppenwolf] Come get some! Blonde action hero Duke Nukem takes on murderous aliens and mutated Los Angeles police officers that have taken over Los Angeles. [after punching a Battlelord in the balls], Hell, I'd still hit it! As Duke battles his way through waves of aliens, the once beautiful gambling haven and Duke Nukem franchise chains are crumbling before his eyes. [admiring himself] Who's that handsome devil? Mass Effect’s story arc is huge, so the lines have to be big too and they are. Join the world’s greatest action hero in Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary World Tour as he saves Earth once again, kicking alien ass and saving babes across the globe along the way. I'm from Las Vegas, and I say kill 'em all! It's time to kick *** and chew bubblegum... You guys suck. See more ideas about duke, 3d realms, geek guy. "; Ladies and gentlemen, Grabbag. It was actually pro wrestler turned actor ‘Rowdy’ Roddy Piper who uttered this immortal line this first in the alien invasion film, ‘They Live.’ But the developers knew that quote was wasted on that B-movie, so they resurrected it for the game, and history was born. I beg to … [this one originates from a fan-made video ] Hello. Decorate your laptops, water bottles, helmets, and cars. Eat shit and die. ... Duke Nukem - Rip Off Your Head. [Predator reference] Oh yeah, if it bleeds, I can kill it. Time to bring the pain! Duke Nukem is a video game series named for its protagonist Duke Nukem. You gonna let me in or what? That’s all I have to say. I knew that retirement bullshit was just bullshit. [Jon St. John- Duke's Voice Actor- Connecticon] It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of ass. … [Found twins in The Hive]. Its down to you and me, you one eyed freak. - No. Go ahead, make my day. Banned In Australia: (Averted. 460 Tracks. Fuck that retirement shit, I just got back from [mockingly] helping my friend find his wife. In the Mirage Barrage level from the 20th Anniversary World Tour: A classic: "Your face, your ass; what's the … 167 Tracks 786075 Views. Duke's very delayed reaction after #1 … See you in hell. ... "It’s a funny thing, ambition. [killing Pig Cops] Squeal harder next time. [Big Trouble in Little China reference, also Shadow Warrior reference] It's all in the reflexes. All e-mails from the system will be sent to this address. [After finding helmet in underwater level] Well at least HE had an ending. [Drives Moon Rover through Alien Empress' closed teeth], Let's test your gag reflex.... [Drives Moon Rover through Alien Empress' throat], It's a damn good day to bet on Duke. It’s ironic because it is just a game, but it’s oh so much more than that. Duke Nukem: Zero Hour Blow it out your knees! 695 Tracks 1762369 Views. I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of ass. https://dukenukem.fandom.com/wiki/Quotes_from_Duke_Nukem_Forever?oldid=31267. Duke Nukem is a video game series named for its protagonist, Duke Nukem. Well, no because Duke didn't say it first. Starring a deliberately badly animated Duke, it follows his quest to regain his lost money from 3DRealms after Mr. Goldblum emptied his bank account as an incentive for Duke to get off his … If nothing else this list should at least make for interesting reading. Some think his best role was in Goodfellas. Demoman Taunt 8. I will play pattycake on your ass. Hate New Poor Who. History Talk (0) Share. Give the quote, and the game it came from. It looks like any one of Nintendo’s made for kids platformers, but for grown ups with a sense of humour. White or transparent. The largest Duke Nukem soundboard ever made, including new quotes from Duke Nukem Forever! None of these quotes are _ORIGINALLY_ from Duke Nukem, they are all borrowed from past campy movies and general pop culture, so quit already with the copyright worries. Let's see what they look like... Oooh, nasty! [When killing an Octobrain] Time to redecorate in Brain Matter Grey. [driving his monster truck] Yipee-ki-yay, motherfucker! It looks like you've been fucked. [after gazing at the Alien Queen]. NEW CANCEROUS SOUNDS ARE HERE CUNT BAG NIGGA PENIS! See more ideas about duke, wolfenstein 3d, 3d realms. Get up to 50% off. This game has a page about it's (in)famous Development. Dust of the N64 or get an emulator and play it because games like this should not be forgotten. Bitchin'! Unexpected from a grumpy wolf. Who are the best fighters in Hollywood? Tropes Media Browse Indexes Forums Videos Ask The Tropers Trope Finder You Know That Show... Trope Launch Pad Tools . That's when I kill you. This soundboard combines a wonderfull range of quotes from varies games and some celebs . Duke Nukem soundboard with over 90 of his best quotes including his insults like Rip Your Head Off. "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.”. After a few days of R and R, I'll be ready for more action! Join the world’s greatest action hero in Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary World Tour as he saves Earth once again, kicking alien ass and saving babes across the globe along the way. Talk about being bitch slapped. Character Think Industry. Get up to 50% off. Duke Nukem Forever/Funny < Duke Nukem Forever. Unexpected from a DS game. [Near end DLC], Hey pal, what're you gonna do, save the world all by yourself? [after punching an Assault Trooper's head off in the air], Right in the jewels. Team Fortress 2 Taunts. So without any more introspection here’s my definitive compendium of the 20 most kickass, badass quotes in video game history. Duke Nukem - Your Face...Your *** Duke Nukem - Time To Kick *** Duke Nukem - Come Get Some. Dirty Renamon: CRABS AGAIN?! Well, no because Duke didn't say it first. I'm gonna get medieval on your *****. Duke Nukem 3D offers a large selection of weapons to choose from, all of which can be carried simultaneously with full ammo with no drawbacks. Duke Nukem close, but no cigar Saved by Usagi Cosplay Outfits Cosplay Costumes Funny Pranks Funny Jokes Funny Shit Funny Stuff Hilarious Cool Pictures Funny Pictures Included in this download are every single update to the original mod, as well as new voice lines and additional easter-eggs. Blast your way through hordes of ugly aliens in four classic Duke Nukem 3D episodes plus an additional ALL NEW FIFTH EPISODE from the game’s ORIGINAL EPISODE DESIGNERS with NEW MUSIC from … Duke Nukem 3D: 20 th Anniversary World Tour brings classic Duke Nukem 3D, plus an ALL-NEW 8-Level fifth episode from the original episode designers, to PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and Windows PC. I lied. Watch for original 1991s Duke Nukem-posters in Duke Nukem Forever. Love Quotes. Mass Effect’s story arc is huge, so the lines have to be big too and they are. Bitchin'! [Third round in above level], Time to blow shit up. 1. No, it was Vice City. [Army of Darkness reference, also Blood reference] Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun. Unique Duke Nukem Stickers designed and sold by artists. 2. I'll be ready for more action! 460 Tracks. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? [Commando reference] Did I promise to kill you last? Yes, pretty everything she says is also an overworked and overused cliche, but as Mass Effect proves, that doesn’t matter if it's done well and Kerrigan does it well. Wow. Work, Video Games/Funny, Duke Nukem Forever, Funny. The mouthpiece of the gaming generation, The Escapist aims to capture and celebrate the contemporary video gaming lifestyle and the diverse global video game culture by way of in-depth features, thought provoking articles and relevant columns authored by leading video game authorities, as well as cutting-edge video shorts, engaging forums and robust social media elements that incorporate … This is a complete list of quotes spoken by Duke Nukem across various editions of Duke Nukem 3D: Aahhh... much better. Give me all your ammo. Due to Duke Nukem games featuring many popular culture references, a joke on the "development hell" of Duke Nukem Forever's production was included in the title itself, where Duke is playing it himself within the game, and when asked if it was any good, comments, "After 12 fucking years, it should be!" All aboard the midtown express to hell! [Back to the Future part II reference] Sit down and shut up. All rights reserved, Covering The Best In Video Games, Esports, Movies and Geek Culture, 20 Badass Quotes From Video Game Characters. 36 Tracks. ... Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem 3D "Life is cruel. I'm coming back for more. When the aliens invaded, Bravo decided it was time to man up and changed his name to Duke. Created by the Gmod video maker DasBoSchitt, also known for creating the The Gmod Idiot Box, Duke Nukem Foreverquest is an animation depicting the time before Duke Nukem Forever came out. Shut the f***up. Duke Nukem: Balls Of Steel Version . It can take one to sublime heights or harrowing depths. [Refusing to play Pimp Slap], They keep getting uglier, and I keep getting meaner. The Price is Wrong... bitch! History Talk (0) Share. With Street Fighter V not far away from our machines (unless you’re an Xboxer, sorry guys), I thought I’d give a run down of 10 celebrities that should, but probably never will, be in Street Fighter. Wow. So, whenever you liked Duke Nukem Forever or not, the game … Yeah, but after 12 fucking years, it should be. However, many posters (especially at the beginning of the game) also have pictures of the original Duke Nukem platformgame (1991 for DOS). BACK! FEATURES. Games 167 Tracks 70449 Views. You do a barrel roll. 58 Tracks. Between them, they're the most iconic figures in videogames. What a lot of people don't know is that I got started as a professional gamemaker when I moved out to Texas to join George Broussard … 36 Tracks. [After killing Doctor Proton], Hmm, fuckin' magnets....how do they work? I ain´t got time to bleed! The eponymous Duke Nukem, self-proclaimed hero extraordinaire, who is very angry about the fact that the attack … Looks like Lady Luck just gave you the finger. Most are pretty funny - they show Duke Nukem as movie star, award-winnig musical star and so on.
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